The #movietweets Catalogue

Star Trek: “Remember when Scotty changed all the translators to Japanese & it looked like Spock was in a badly dubbed movie?” - January 11, 2013

Labyrinth: “Should have used Google Maps.” - October 13, 2012

The Phantom Menace: “Not sure what’s worse, Jar Jar doing it gungan style or gangnam style.” - October 4, 2012

Simpsons Movie: “And Springfield RT ‘Metropolis too bro RT Gotham City is nowhere to be found on iOS Maps.’” - October 2, 2012

Superman: “Metropolis too bro RT ‘Gotham City is nowhere to be found on iOS Maps.’” - October 2, 2012

Batman: “Gotham City is nowhere to be found on iOS Maps. Way to go Apple.” - October 2, 2012

Cast Away: “Day 56 and still stranded. Only thing I can conclude now is that I have THE WORST FOLLOWERS EVER!” - September 22, 2012

Star Wars: “RIP Greedo. We’ll find out who altered the security footage showing you shot first.” - September 13, 2012

Gran Torino: “Get off my lawnchair.” - September 8, 2012

Return Of The King: “Beacon lighters seek new collective agreement as Twitter facilitates quicker calls for aid.” - August 20, 2012

Citizen Kane: “Although Mr. Kane was alone & no one heard him say ‘rosebud’, I’m going to investigate this anyway.” - July 29, 2012

Harry Potter: “I don’t care how useful it might be if someone dies, I’m not telling Hermione where I hid the time turner.” - July 29, 2012

The King’s Speech: “His Royal Highness didn’t appreciate my joke that he has to keep his stutters under 140 characters.” - July 16, 2012

The Legend Of Zorro: “Z” - July 5, 2012

Independence Day: “Aliens in Signs missed the water & War Of The Worlds missed immunization. Ours forgot anti virus software.” - June 26, 2012

War Of The Worlds: “Think those aliens in Signs were dumb because of the water? Well these ones forgot to get immunized.” - June 26, 2012

Signs: “The aliens have a weakness to water, so they invade a planet covered in water. Seems legit.” - June 26, 2012

The Search For Spock: “So Vulcans do have a sense of humor. When Spock woke up, one of them shouted ‘yolo’.” - June 16, 2012

Field Of Dreams: “I really hope these are baseball players and not the children of the corn.” - June 14, 2012

Back To The Future Pt 2: “Doc was wrong. Turns out in 2015, you do need roads.” - June 10, 2012

Back To The Future: “Hey Marty, remember when Luke kissed his sister? Still not as bad as when you kissed…YOUR MOM!” - June 10, 2012

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure: “Outfitted a phone booth for time travel because it’s certain to remain relevant.” - June 6, 2012

The Usual Suspects: “Worst day ever. I had him and let him go. The worst part? I dropped my coffee.” - June 4, 2012

Return Of The Jedi: “Of all the women in all the galaxy, I pick Alderaan ones. See what I did there?” - May 31, 2012

Face/Off: “On the bright side, if the surgeon does a half-assed job, I will have the best Two-Face costume this Halloween.” - May 29, 2012

Temple Of Doom: “That ritual seemed a little <cue sunglasses for a CSI meme> heartless. YEEAAAAH!” - May 27, 2012

Temple Of Doom: “Tired of Willie taking pictures of her food, so ‘eye’ got a surprise for her. See what I did there?” - May 27, 2012

Alien Resurrection: “Yolo = bullshit.” - May 26, 2012

Aladdin: “Why does everyone find it odd that they had a pet tiger in the Hangover & a pet monkey in the Hangover 2?” - May 23, 2012

Ghostbusters: “We are now #3 on the list of people to call when they see a ghost, behind psychologists & drug dealers.” - May 21, 2012

Inception: “So the 8th season of Dallas was just a dream? Bitch, please!” - May 19, 2012

Superman: “Delete button? So I didn’t have to spin the world backwards to stop myself from sending that tweet?” - May 18, 2012

The Last Crusade: “Been guarding the Grail for a 1000 years. Go on, I dare you to steal my Foursquare mayorship.” - May 15, 2012

Raiders Of The Lost Ark: “I can’t believe Foursquare made Indy the mayor of the Well of the Souls.” - May 15, 2012

Men In Black: “The memory wipe is kinda useless against the power of social media. #justsaying” - May 15, 2012

I, Robot: “Just walking in my CONVERSE shoes to my AUDI to pick up my JVC player because I missed FEDEX.” - May 13, 2012

Superman 2: “Super kissed Lois right into the friendzone.” - May 12, 2012

The Avengers: “How cute. Captain ‘Miss’ America took a picture of the shawarma to share on Facebook.” - May 9, 2012

True Lies: “In the dog house now that I joked that I’m sharing an elevator with 2 horses.” - May 8, 2012

Dead Poets Society: “Teaching ‘carpe diem’ because I can’t take any more facepalms when I hear ‘yolo’.” - May 7, 2012

Superman: “Seriously Superman. You don’t have to upstage our supermoon with your super-moon.” - May 5, 2012 (supermoon on this day)

Attack Of The Clones: “Haven’t seen so much chemistry between Anakin & Padme since JarJar & the thing that farted in his face.” - May 5, 2012

Star Wars: “Princess on board, now I gotta bunk with Chewie. His fleas are seriously out of control. FML” - May 5, 2012

Star Wars: “Couldn’t find the droids you were looking for? Well, drama queens, my arm was cut off today. I don’t like you.” - April 25, 2012

Empire Strikes Back: “That awkward moment when Boba Fett & other bounty hunters start following you on Twitter.” - April 24, 2012

Superman: “Superman said he trusts him about as far as he can throw him. Ummm okay….?” - April 21,2012

Field Of Dreams: “I don’t care how sentimental this moment is. I say again, there is NO crying in baseball.” - April 21, 2012

Empire Strikes Back: “You tried to save Han? Tried? Well, according to my Jedi training, you DID NOT save Han.” - April 20, 2012

The Hunger Games: “Not sure if I’m watching the Hunger Games or the 2012 Stanley Cup playoffs.” - April 18, 2012

Star Trek - First Contact: “Why is Lily amazed by the holodeck? Clearly she never read up on Coachella 2012.” - April 18, 2012

Peter Pan: “Worst directions ever! 2nd star on the right & straight until morning? I ended up in freakin’ Mongolia!” - April 16, 2012

Pulp Fiction: “Unfortunately, it would take 141 characters to describe the contents of the briefcase. Sorry.” - April 16, 2012

Titanic: “Believe in karma. Let’s hope global warming melts that iceberg slow and painfully.” - April 15, 2012

The Goonies: “Don’t make the same mistake I did. The key word in ‘booby trap’ is actually ‘trap’.” - April 8, 2012

The Ten Commandments: “Good news! The Lord’s law is less complicated than Twitter’s terms of service.” - April 2, 2012

The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe: “Not sure how literal they were when they said Aslan bit his head off.” - April 1, 2012

Ocean’s Eleven: “Spartans needed 300. I need 11. LIKE A BOSS.” - March 29, 2012

300: “Strange. 301 followers… I have a feeling someone’s gonna go all Judas on me.” - March 29, 2012

The King’s Speech: “Dad’s the King, which means one day everything the light touches will be mine. #ijustcantwaittobequeen” - March 27, 2012

Drive: “My driver took ‘shut up and drive’ way too literally.” - March 27, 2012

Transformers: “Optimus commands us to go into hidding. Suggest we transform into Zune players.” - March 27, 2012

The Dark Knight: “Joker asked me ‘why so serious?’ so I briefly considered bringing on Robin. Briefly.” - March 24, 2012

The Hunger Games: “The real purpose of the games is to remind us that Twilight is for wusses.” - March 24, 2012

The Birds: “Those are some angry birds. I wonder if there’s an app for that…?” - March 22, 2012

Snakes On A Plane: “I have had it with these motha f-ing Beliebers on this motha f-ing Twitter.” - March 22, 2012

The Search For Spock: “Found him: @CmndrSpock. Well, that didn’t take long at all.” - March 22, 2012

The Wrath Of Khan: “I must admit that part of me wants Khan to win just to hear the Captain freak out again. #epic” - March 22, 2012

Panic Room: “Didn’t consider a panic room for this panic room if someone farts in the panic room.” - March 19, 2012

Apollo 13: “Understatement of the year = ‘Houston we have a problem’. A problem? Joke’s on them, they have several.” - March 18, 2012

The Muppets: “Shut up Kermit. It’s St. Patrick’s Day and I’m finding it pretty damn easy to be green.” - March 17, 2012

Return Of The Jedi: “Chowing down on Mexican with Ackbar just to hear him say, ‘It’s a crap!’” - March 17, 2012

All The Presiden’t Men: “Trying to follow the money, but I just can’t find it on Twitter.” - March 15, 2012

There Will Be Blood: “Kinda pissed. Who drank my milkshake? Who drank it up?” - March 15, 2012

The Dark Knight Rises: “Now that there’s Catwoman, Master Bruce’s dark knight will rise once again.” - March 14, 2012

March Of The Penguins: “As the penguins migrate… wow, tweeting does my voice absolutely no justice.” - March 14, 2012

The 40 Year Old Virgin: “You know how I know you’re gay? Because you take pictures of your food.” - March 13, 2012

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates… Well, my poor dog certainly didn’t know what he was gonna get.” - March 13, 2012

Speed: “Keep a bus over 50? No problem. Keep a tweet under 140? Now we’re talking!” - March 10, 2012

Silence Of The Lambs: “Great time catching up with an old friend for dinner. Hope Clarice didn’t misunderstand me.” - March 10, 2012

Jurassic Park: “Just can’t endorse the park until I get definite proof that the CG T-Rex that ate the lawyer is real.” - March 7, 2012

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off: “Cameron’s dad is going to go bezerk. He loves his car, and hates the Red Wings.” - March 7, 2012

The Truman Show: “Just a regular guy who never left town. So why do I have over 10 million followers?” - March 6, 2012

Terminator 2: “Protecting John would be so much easier if he stopped checking in on Foursquare.” - March 6, 2012

The Breakfast Club: “Best…detention…ever… Mind = blown!” - March 6, 2012

Back To The Future 2: “Hard to believe that 3-yrs ago we didn’t have Hoverboards, flying cars & only had 4 Jaws movies.” - March 5, 2012

The Sixth Sense: “Twitter sucks. I can’t get a follower for the life of me. It’s like I don’t exist at all.” - March 5, 2012

Wizard Of Oz: “For real? ‘RIP wicked witch’ the #1 trending topic in Oz?!?!?” - March 1, 2012

Titanic: “Starting to think that maybe it was a bad idea to tweet about the iceberg before telling the bridge.” - March 1, 2012

Casablanca: “Having second thoughts on this beautiful friendship with Louis. Jerk’s still not following me.” - February 29, 2012

Field Of Dreams: “Turns out if you hide in a cornfiel to creep out a farmer, he builds a baseball field. Heh, who knew?” - February 28, 2012

The Artist: “________________!!!!” - February 27, 2012

Star Trek - The Final Frontier: “Dorks next to us are singing ‘Row, Row Row Your Boat’. Must resist urge to kill…” - February 25, 2012

Chicago: “No one else thinks it’s odd that people are just randomly breaking into song? This is NOT normal people!” - February 24, 2012

Sparticus: “Everyone is claiming to be Sparticus, but only one of them has a verified account.” - February 22, 2012

Gone With The Wind: “You should see how much I don’t give a damn when it’s adjusted for inflation.” - February 22, 2012

Return Of The Jedi: “Sigh… I can’t believe Han forgot the words to ‘Nub Nub’.” - February 21, 2012

Star Wars: “Y’know, now that I think about it, maybe those were the droids we were looking for.” - February 21, 2012

Independence Day: “Gonna kick some alien butt with a computer virus. Hope they don’t have Macs.” - February 21, 2012

Reservoir Dogs: “In a Mexican-standoff, tweeting like a boss.” - February 18, 2012

The Phantom Menace: “Force or no Force, if this little brat yells ‘yipee’ one more time, it’s a punch to the throat.” - February 18, 2012

The Usual Suspects: “Thought for sure he would catch on when I started rambling about beans in Guatemala. What a fool!” - February 18, 2012

TMNT: “I just delivered a pizza to someone in a sewer. I can’t make this sh*t up. #onlyinnewyork” - February 18, 2012

Wall Street: “Dude’s lecturing us that greed is good. 50 bucks says that poor bastard’s going to jail.” - February 18, 2012

Die Hard: “I hate it when people use the police band to order pizza. I showed him, I sent that cop who likes twinkies.” - February 18, 2012

Lord of the Rings: “Crazy wizard guy telling me I can’t pass. Challenge accepted.” - February 18, 2012